1. |
Boronia Boys
00:45
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[Intro]
Boronia boys
Stealing ciggys off cunts
Boronia boys
Drinking till I fucken munt
Boronia boys
Starting brawls at the station
Boronia boys
Don't you disrespect my nation
[Solo]
[Outro]
Boronia boys
Lost me job at Safeway
Boronia boys
Dealing dope out in the ally way
Boronia boys
Busted for drink driving
Boronia boys
Look at me I'm fucken thriving
Boronia Boys
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2. |
42 K's To Frankston
02:33
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[Chorus]
42 K's to Frankston, gonna get shanked tonight
42 K's to Frankston, boy will it give you a fright
42 K's to Frankston, you better lock your car
42 K's to Frankston, run away mate run far
[Verse]
Making my way down to the station
Taking the Frankston line
Sitting down waiting for the train
better be here on time
I hop onboard, I sit inside
people looking glassy eyed
Driver gets off to take a piss
Gonna be here for a while
[Chorus]
42 K's to Frankston, gonna get shanked tonight
42 K's to Frankston, boy will it give you a fright
42 K's to Frankston, you could write a song about it (in stores now)
42 K's to Frankston, really is a piece of shit
[Verse]
riding on the train now going to Frankston
tags scrawled over the walls
the glass is scratched and the seats are torn
carriage smells worse than the stalls
Faces staring out the windows
watching the trees go by
Franga station's commin up
this is the end of the line
[Chorus]
42 K's to Frankston, they're putting rails in the sky (or something like that)
42 K's to Frankston, it'll make you break down and cry
42 K's to Frankston, probably stay away from the beach
42 K's to Frankston, don't want needles in your feet
[Solo]
[Bridge]
I'm only 42
give or take a few
42 k's away
[Chorus]
42 K's to Frankston, you can smell the drugs from here
42 K's to Frankston, people getting high by the pier
42 K's to Frankston, you could get robbed and no one would care
42 K's to Frankston, why would you wanna go there
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3. |
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[Verse]
Gather 'round people I'll tell you a story
Of a man named Mick and his powerful ride
Who loves driving round in his pride and glory
With a beer in hand and a dog at his side
Now Uncle Mick is a fan of the bar
And i'm not talking where the bevie's are
He strapped that bull to the front of his car
He loves getting smashed and driving real fast
[Chorus]
There goes Uncle Mick
In his red toyota
He's got himself a Bullbar
Hope he doesn't hit ya
There goes Uncle Mick
And he's fucked off his tits
He can't see shit
Who's he gonna hit?
[Verse]
Well Uncle Mick is the kind of Bloke
Who'll glass a cunt for taking his smokes
He doesn't take shit from any coppa
And always says he was best mates with chopper
He's not a guy that you wanna provoke
Piss him off and you're gonna get choked
He loves nothing more than his old dog Trevor
And driving round on his ride on mower
[Chorus]
There goes Uncle Mick
In his red toyota
He's got himself a Bullbar
Hope he doesn't hit ya
There goes Uncle Mick
And he's fucked off his tits
He can't see shit
Who's he gonna hit?
[Verse]
Drunk one night at half past ten
Mick's belly started rumbling again
So he jumped in the car for a Maccas run
And along came Trevor riding shot gun
speeding along in the dead of night
All of a sudden mick got a fright
when out of the blue in the middle of the road
was a massive roo hopping like a cane toad
He swerved to miss
And hit the ditch
Trevs ran off
That son of a bitch
[Solo]
[Pre Chorus]
Bruised and bloodied
mick walks to the shops
But along the way
gets stopped by some cops
He said he just wants to see the cricket
They said "We're taking you in"
For unpaid parking tickets
[Chorus]
There goes Uncle Mick
And he's getting booked
Now he's having a sook
Cuz his cars all cooked
There goes Uncle Mick
In a police cruiser
He blew the breathalizer
Now he's the record holder
[Outro]
There goes Uncle Mick
In his red toyota
He's got himself a Bullbar
Hope he doesn't hit ya
There goes Uncle Mick (There goes Uncle Mick)
There goes Uncle Mick (There goes Uncle Mick)
There goes Uncle Mick (There goes Uncle Mick)
There goes Uncle Mick
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4. |
Nar Nar Goon
01:40
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[chorus]
Nar Nar
Nar Nar
Nar Nar
Nar Nar Goon
(Oh mate, you want Carlton or vb's?)
[chorus]
Nar Nar
Nar Nar
Nar Nar
Nar Nar Goon
[Solo]
[Chorus]
Nar Nar
Nar Nar
Nar Nar
Nar Nar Goon
(Oh mate, we also have cider?)
[Outro]
Nar Nar Goon
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5. |
Bazza's Big Bash Brawl
03:43
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[Verse]
This is the story of a man named Barry
He's not your ordinary John, Mick or Garry
Born and raised in the outskirts of Narre
You wouldn't wanna catch him in a dark alley
His greatest love is the cricket
So when big bash was on you know he wasn't gonna miss it
You should've seem him ranting and ravin
And all kinds of misbehavin
So much that he started irritatin
The guy behind him prone to agrivatin
Who dumped his drink on Bazzas head
Shoutin "Oi! Shut the fuck up did you hear what I said?"
Nostrils flare
A thousand death stares
He holds his glare
As he rises from his chair
[Chorus]
They're gonna fight
All night
We're gonna have a big bash brawl tonight
[Verse]
Security come to stop the situation
The fight spreads like a contagion
Fans are struck with anticipation
As they witness the fiery escalation
The whole crowd in a massive uproar
No one's even keeping track of the score
bystanders getting kicked in the shins
One cunt got up and starting throwing bins
More people thought they'd give it a spin
Now everybody's joining in
[Chorus]
We're gonna fight
All night
Everybody's big bash brawling tonight
Left to right
Oh what a sight
Everybody's big bash brawling tonight
[Solo]
[Bridge]
Bazza's fucking pissed
He's had too much to drink
He had a hissy fit
And now your gonna get hit
Bazza's big bash brawl
Bazza's big bash brawl
Bazza's big bash brawl
Bazza's big bash brawl
[Chorus]
We're gonna fight (Bazza's big bash brawl)
All night (Bazza's big bash brawl)
Everybody's big bash brawling tonight
We're gonna fight (Bazza's big bash brawl)
All night (Bazza's big bash brawl)
Everybody's big bash brawling tonight
[Outro]
Bazza's big bash brawl
Bazza's big bash brawl
Bazza's big bash brawl
Bazza's big bash brawl
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